i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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