ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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