I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
