I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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