Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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