Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
