Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Sry I called you an 8
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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