You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
