yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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