My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
40s are totally the cure
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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