I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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