this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
