..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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