wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
