GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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