party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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