At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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