she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
operation harelip BJ is a go
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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