I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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