They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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