When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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