Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I am never drinking with the goths again.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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