Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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