well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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