is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I need to align my fucking chakras
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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