We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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