Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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