So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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