You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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