you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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