Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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