Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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