This girl is more easily done than said...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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