We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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