I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
