I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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