just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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