Don't you send me to vm
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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