You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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