half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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