I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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