We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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