Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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