I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Randomize
