Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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