No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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