idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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