Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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