PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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