420 ftw
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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