Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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